Random thoughts about crap:
To keep you warm this winter

Jenelle Tucker

Staff Writer

Best place to warm up at the ice-skating rink: In the penalty box with that cute hockey player or figure skater.

Best place to warm up while you do your holiday shopping: Santa's lap, that big fella's got plenty of warmth to go around.

Best place to warm up at the pass: Go to ski check, ask for Dave, that's all you need to know.

Best place to warm up when it actually snows here: GO BIG OR GO HOME, build an igloo, after the workout from building it you'll heat that baby up in no time.

Best place to warm up while catching the latest holiday release: Around a tub of popcorn with a good date.

Best place to warm up in the great outdoors: Cozy up to a beach fire with your sweetie.

Best place to warm up at a holiday party: Next to the large bowl of eggnog.

Best place to warm up at the bar: In a booth with as many of your good friends as you can cram in.

Best place to warm up and be productive: At the gym working off all those holiday calories