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"Can a man be 'slut-shamed?'" Well...yeah [Silly]

Silly [link] [31 comments]

Problem: You have a city full of people who have no ability whatsoever to parallel park. Solution: Stop testing parallel parking on the driving test. Ta-Da, problem solved [Stupid]

Stupid [link] [73 comments]

38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash [Scary]

Scary [link] [163 comments]

NJ DOT committee presents recommendations on ways to reduce train-related deaths. #1: Stop getting hit by trains [Obvious]

Obvious [link] [30 comments]

Another amenity your car is missing: A wood burning stove. Talk to this guy about getting that set up [Cool]

Cool [link] [50 comments]

If you think doing your taxes by yourself is confusing, try getting them done at a tax business where somebody put meth in the company coffee [Weird]

Weird [link] [36 comments]

Photoshop this night on the town [Photoshop]

Photoshop [link] [32 comments]

Rhinoceros accidentally killed by conservationists during anti-poaching demo [Fail]

Fail [link] [96 comments]

Researchers develop way to scan liquids that may allow travelers to carry on enough vodka to relieve the stress of the TSA screening, Southwest boarding process [Hero]

Hero [link] [88 comments]

If you ever drop your weed by the side of the road let it go, because man, it's gone, and the cops will find the methadone, opiates and benzodiazepines in your car and bloodstream when they stop to see what you're looking for [Dumbass]

Dumbass [link] [31 comments]

DUDE, the guy in full police uniform probably isn't in on the robbery [Fail]

Fail [link] [138 comments]

Rick Santorum isn't the only politician with a surging Google problem [Amusing]

Amusing [link] [111 comments]

Kodak moment finally runs out [Sad]

Sad [link] [118 comments]

The Fall and Rise of the American Craft Brewery. Starts scary, but has a happy ending. And the hero of the movie is Jimmy Carter [Video]

Video [link] [22 comments]

Photoshop Theme: Inappropriate Products (link goes to inspiration) [Photoshop]

Photoshop [link] [37 comments]

FBI releases file on Steve Jobs which notes that he used LSD in his past. Well that at least explains the iMac [Interesting]

Interesting [link] [119 comments]

An officer pulls you over after you stole $500 worth of jewelry. Do you a) Toss it out the window b) Go out guns blazing c) Hide it in that hot, delicious General Tso's chicken you just bought as a victory dinner (w/pic) [Florida]

Florida [link] [50 comments]

North Korea's iconic concrete pyramid, the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang, is now covered in mirrored glass and set to open in the spring, only 23 years behind schedule [Unlikely]

Unlikely [link] [158 comments]

Been looking for a loophole in the 5-day waiting period and background check to purchase an assault rifle? Here's MSNBC to show you how [Stupid]

Stupid [link] [296 comments]

St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer [Ironic]

Ironic [link] [73 comments]

Two men use a rolled-up magazine 'radar gun' in an attempt to pull over a motorist... who of course turns out to be an off-duty police officer [Amusing]

Amusing [link] [39 comments]

WORLD FARK PARTY II: Mar 30 - Apr 1 in Las Vegas - see comments for details [FarkBlog]

FarkBlog [link] [351 comments]

Over 40 percent of women carry sexy panties in their purse in case a date with somebody other than you goes better than expected [Interesting]

Interesting [link] [352 comments]

Charges against Iowa burlesque dancers dropped after technical difficulties with the video that allegedly showed them baring too much skin during a balloon-pop routine (w/ picture of Iowa burlesque dancers) [Followup]

Followup [link] [235 comments]

Arizona court forces potential candidate off of city council ballot because her English isn't good enough, setting a dangerous precedent that may leave the entirety of the south ungoverned [Followup]

Followup [link] [402 comments]

U.S. economic embargo of Cuba turns 50. Canadians light up a Cohiba in our honor [Asinine]

Asinine [link] [128 comments]

For the first time in over 300 years England once again has a Prince of Wales who is capable of leading a charge of armored cavalry- AIR Cavalry that is [Spiffy]

Spiffy [link] [106 comments]

When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign [Obvious]

Obvious [link] [406 comments]

Remember that guy who wants to adopt his 42-year-old girlfriend? His kids have asked a judge to block the adoption because they don't want to have a mom-sister, like so many of their friends in the Panhandle do [Followup]

Followup [link] [61 comments]

Here's a phrase that could end the college dating scene as we know it: "untreatable, drug-resistant, gonorrhea" [Scary]

Scary [link] [78 comments]

One legged cocaine dealer runs away from police by hopping. Really, Florida? I mean, really? [Florida]

Florida [link] [36 comments]

The judge found Alan Berger voluntarily signed up for the beer-drinking game of beer pong, and couldn't sue Wicked Willy. The judge said Berger "consumed alcohol to the point of diminished capacity" [Amusing]

Amusing [link] [21 comments]

The "mystery" behind the deaths of the Iranian nuclear scientists has been solved. Guess who? Go ahead. Guess [Obvious]

Obvious [link] [330 comments]

Toppling TVs have crushed four Chicago children since October, so clearly it's time to start putting warning labels on these Doom Tubes and maybe start requiring protective gear to watch them [Stupid]

Stupid [link] [124 comments]

When emptying your pockets at a security checkpoint, you might not want to put your pot in the little tray [Fail]

Fail [link] [29 comments]

Jobless claims fall to a 4 year low on news that Obama will soon begin pelting the unemployed with marshmallows [Cool]

Cool [link] [173 comments]

The reason behind Planned Parenthood's counterattack against the Komen Foundation [Followup]

Followup [link] [552 comments]

Party City isn't supposed to be about a party in your pants but surveillance video shows that's what it's become for shoplifters [Dumbass]

Dumbass [link] [20 comments]

Theme: Unlikely Crime-fighting Duos [Photoshop]

Photoshop [link] [27 comments]

32-megajoule railgun has been delivered to the Navy, is capable of launching a projectile with the force of a 64,000 lb truck travelling at 100MPH. No mention of how many Rhode Islands this translates into [Spiffy]

Spiffy [link] [252 comments]

Drilled through the heart, and you're to blame. You give mayonnaise tubs a bad name [Sad]

Sad [link] [35 comments]

Naked man climbs radio tower, doesn't receive good reception [Strange]

Strange [link] [30 comments]

British swingers club may be forced to close because your mom can't keep her gangbangs at a reasonable noise level [Sick]

Sick [link] [119 comments]

Angry dad de-lifes couple for defriending his daughter on Facebook [Asinine]

Asinine [link] [141 comments]

Mexico wants to be less decapitatey, more touristy [Obvious]

Obvious [link] [74 comments]

Los Angeles may fine you $1,000 if you throw any object besides a beach ball or volleyball on a beach without a permit. Feel free to throw an objectless fit at no cost, however [Asinine]

Asinine [link] [86 comments]

Sometimes you get bored at work. Sometimes you view porn. Protip: Don't view it in the middle of a rape trial when you're the court clerk [Obvious]

Obvious [link] [28 comments]

Mein Kampfy shorts [Amusing]

Amusing [link] [77 comments]

Protip: Dude, you're supposed to wait until you actually assume your teaching job before making sexytime chat with a twelve-year-old girl [Dumbass]

Dumbass [link] [39 comments]

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Farktography [link] [81 comments]

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